Senior Wills

These are from the May 5, 1972 edition of the Oracle.

I will to the up-coming
underclasses the various
coaching staffs of the
Fall and winter sports
teams who put favoritism
and "building for next
year" above immediate team
unity and success.

I will D. E. 20 keycases
unlaced and to T.S. the
book, "I can't get all the
boys off my doorstep."

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I will Ms. Gilberts' term
papers to all those dumb
enough to take English 12.

I will our ROTC to Richard
Nixon and the wolf to
Rick McMahan.

Fig

I will some of my beauty
to the guys of '73.

A. B.

To the incoming Senior
class "73", I will the
most precious gift possi-
bler "Buschy"!

I will Ms. Kaple all the
acorns in the front lawn.
I will to Jack Huls my
old, wholly, rotten bas-
ketball shoes.

Ric Adams

To Dan I will another jar
of "Superslick", to Kevin,
I'll leave THE RABBIT and
to Jody, I leave her a
Gorf.

To next years Shorthand II
class I will all the time
for your Spelling test.

P. C.

I will my water pipe to Mr.
Frehse so he can see what
he has missed.

C. M.

I wish to will all of next
years' athletes burr hair-
cuts.

I will my BBDB shirt to
underclassmen. I will my
super brain to anybody
that needs it. I will
track practice to anybody
that is dumb enough to go
out. And I will my great
ankles.

R.L.L.

I will to John 55 pounds
of B.S. for back payment
for which he has given me
through the years.

Being of sound mind and
body I do hereby bequeath
7 cases of Geritol to the
administrative staff. Also
I give all the empties
left my the Senior Class
to the Juniors.

A. W.

I will to John Frehse a
sword of honor for his re-
tirement.

Wilie

I will to Mr. Bowman a
whipping boy for all the
mistakes made in band.

I will an empty Gin Bottle
to Mr. Williams for kick-
ing me off of the tennis
team! I will an empty
case of Colt 45 to the
Athletic staff, thanks for
still letting me play
football this year.

C. O.

I will Ms. Duncan a pur-
ple violet so that she'll
remember to be objective.

L. G. W.

I would like to leave be-
hind all the Seniors who
are do deeply into their
eqo trips.

I will my paper on Oscar
Wilde to Ms. Gunderson
cause it's interesting and
different.

Steve

I will my brain to Ms.
Jenkins.

B. VL.

To Ms. Kaple I will the
hope that her dream comes
true. I hate that piano
and risers as much as she
does. Drama shall over-
come! !

Dixie Grooms

To Mr. Harding I will all
the dandelions in my yard.

Barb Campbell

A crying towel for next
years Harding students, a
coat hanger to smile at
Bush's jokes,L.G.'s golden
locks, for next years
choirboys to run barefoot
through.

I will this school a "Bummer Tent" to be located
wherever need be.

Rick

I will all underclassmen
one hell of a boring year.

I leave all the desks and
chairs unharmed for future
students to do "their
thing" to them. Enjoy
them while they last. I
also will my last case of
booze to them which is
buried somewhere in the
premises. How's that grab
you, Uncle John?

I will Mr. Frehse twice
the hell that he gave lst,
2nd, and 4th period A.V.
associates and I will Mr.
Hampshire a bottle of hair
dye to take care of the
gray hairs that lst, 2nd,
and 4th period A.V. assoc-
iates gave him!

Geoff Billows

I would like to leave to
the poor fool who gets my
locker next year Alfred my
pet cockroach who inhabits
my locker.

R.A.C.K.

I will Mark McIntire a
free ride on the boys bus
from contest next year.

I will to Fairborn Baker
High a dope lounge and a
giant roach clip.

L. W.

We're leaving you the best
choir director there is.
Take care of him.

To the smokers I will
smokeless and buttless
cigarettes.

Gary Stentz

I will next years cheer-
leaders a lot of co-operation.

B.H., L.J., C.L.

I will No. 8 Baritone, my
black, leaky marching"
shoes, and dear "old" Mr.
B. to the 72-73 No. 1 band

Broadway

I hereby will Mr. Bushrnire
to the Ohio State Pen. to
be used as the assistant
warden and prison guard.

Zilch Grazelda

I will a big bottle of
Grecian Formula 16 to all
the administration.

Walter Werts

I will my Chevy II to Bill
Jack.

Steven Spears

I will my earrings to M.J. and all of Baker High
to the underclassmen.

J. B.

I will to the underclass-
men of Fairborn Baker High
School all the B.S. that
they have fed me the past
three years.

I will my wife to science
so I can get some piece
and quiet.

Gary Adkins

I leave one slightly used
roll of toilet paper. I
will all that was ever
given to me--nothing.

L.S.P.

I will to Ms. Englert all
the bad jokes and that all
her students next year be
the crapiest of all students and I hope she is
given detentions of her
own--Beep Beep.
J. Fulton

I will to Fairborn Baker
1 gram of coke to get Fred
and others going, and to
the underclassmen I leave
this screwed up place with
all the hypocritical fools
that run it, so good luck
you people in this raunchy
God-forsaken school.

R.A.S.

I will my collection of
blue silk grundywear to
Mr. Harding and the rest
of my hair to Mr. Williams
since I am no longer an
individualist.,

Me

I will the 72-73 football
team a victory over Xenia.
They need something. I
will Mr. winkhouse the '72
'73-football team.

I bequeath the hours of
joy and enlightment to be
found in this institution
of education; excluding
Fred and a certain solid
geometry teacher.

I will Joe Edson my carrots, radishes and seaweed
from this year's salads.
May he have a great time
recycling them.

He who know

I will to Mr. Bowman a can
of mustache wax.

Being of sound mind and
body do will to the foll-
owing: the dry heaves to
Jeff, a jolly weekend to
Jim, and to Greg I hope he
doesn't get caught writing
such things on Bret's pic-
tures.

C. W.

Having observant eyes I
will to Kathy Morris a new
pair of pantyhose that
ripped we know where and
thank God we didn't get
caught skipping school to
buy her a new pair.

Chuck

I entrust my comrades of
F.B.H.S. with "fracasado,"
"quite strange", the non-
existent Glorianna, one
lidless fruit fly jar, 15
minutes of freedom while
Mr. Winkhouse is coming to
class, all of the Supply
Shops' stale and sugarless
gum to chew through the
end of willfull suspension
of disbelief: and one
crate of hamster food to
last until all those good
books are checked out.

J. F. F.

I will my deck of cards. to
D. Wolf, Marty C. and Jay
G. so they can keep on
winning money.

B.C.

I will Ponderosa, Burger
Chef, Sandy's, MacDonalds,
Burger King, Frisches, and
the "Colonel" to the cafe.

Bob Nolin

I will the grouchy park
ranger to future parties
at John Bryon.

R. J. G.

I will to the underclassmen
the food in the cafe,
Senior Skip Day, and all
the teachers of the school
and Burger King on Wed.
at lunch time.

Doug Poorman

I will all the underclassmen
my frustration I gathered through my 9th-12th
year.

B.F.

I will Ms. "D" one pair
of track shoes and a sweatshirt.

I will the tremendous spirit that the Senior class
had this year.

I will pity to all underclassmen who will have
Ms. Dickinson for a teacher
next year.

E. G.

May the grass grow taller
for C. D.

S. G.

I will Craig Hartford a
large sock: so your legs
do not hurt when you march

A concerned Band member.

I wish to leave Ms. Miller
a "How to Do Leather Craft"
book so she can study up.

Stuff

I will to Mr. Williams all
the pride I supposedly
lacked and all the hair I
cut to make me a better
athlete.

I will my pass to go to
Burger Chef every day at
lunch to anyone who can
get away with it.

R. H.

I leave my school motto
to Mr. Frehse with the
wish that he change it. I
leave my books with the
wish that they burn them!

A smile to Chris.

Linda

I will my Eng. Lit.book
to anyone dumb enough to
take the course.

I will the cafeterias
roaches to the underclassmen: also all of Mr.
McDavid's exams in Civics
and Econ. I will Mr.
Brown all the spilled bottles of glaze. And Mr.
Frehses boring announcements. Happiness to all!

R. H.

I will my marshmallows to
(Pirate) Kitty Sideras.

C.M.

Including H.L.R. & N.E.C.
I will Baker my philosophy
on life, hoping it will
pass down through friends,
..french kissing. yech!

R. B.

I will to everyone that
their rumors were spoken
with forken tongue.

E. G.

I will Baker High School
500 cans of  cockroach
killer.

R. Vance

I will Ms. Englert's adders and log table for the
next student unfortunate
enough to hear her joke.

Bob K.

I will to Ann Hague five
fickle fingers in order to
take care of all the wrong
notes that come out of the
ol' piano and a roll of
toilet paper to take care
of all the unexpected
accidents that happen when
Mr. Mac gives you that "I
hate accompanyists look."

Jean Waggener

I will Jackie Stanbaugh a
book on how to get ready
faster and be on time for
band performances which
includes easy steps on how
to put on a full band
uniform in 5 seconds.

D. H.

To Pam I give all the joys
of typing for Mr. Way. To
Pat I will all my extra
junk in the locker.

K. L. M.

I will my choir folder to
any underclassman who
wants it.

Anon.

Someday, when comrades
forsake you to miserable
circumstances consider the
bandages and ointments of
your survival kits. with
your limited wares and a
fix on the dawning horizons
of your yesterdays,
todays, and tomorrows, you
may discover that everything you
need for a fulfilling life is in your
possesion. with an honest
effort, do not lust after
what you have not been
given, but thank your God,
whomever he or she may be,
for quelling a winter of
discontent and giving
peace of mind and health
of heart to you, for life
and life and life.

Janice Fenwick

To the A.W.W. Freshman-
Sophomore fan club: I
give you The Man, if you
know what to do with him
after you've got him.

E. R.

The Senior Class wills to
that dynamic speaker, and
all around nice guy,
Principal John Frehse,
10 free courses in the art of
communication through public
speaking.

N.R.

I will my legs, breasts,
thighs, wings, livers, and
gizzards to Joe Spence.

C.M.M.

I will all the cafeterias
hamburgers and roaches .I
will all my detentions
from Ms. Englert to those
students who might get
stuck with her.

J. B.

I will to Mr. Bowman a copy
of the book "How to be
Happy When Bedridden". I
will Mr. Bowman all the
mistakes in the world for
next years Band.

Tom

We, the bathroom gang,
leave behind with you, our
friends the roaches.

I will Kevin Lucas to
Susie Sunshine to be hers
forever and ever.

I will Mary Lovelady poems
and roaches.

Dave Deming

I will to all the unsuspecting freshman, Mr. Mac.

C. C.


I leave the roaches that
go with the lunch room.

In the event of my retirement from life, I bequeath
my South America map to
Ms. Norvell and all 3 of
my compasses to Mr. Anthony.

C. L.

To all you jerks I leave
my unshined R.O.T.C. shoes
size 15. Also some holing
socks if you need them.

R. F. B.

I will to the choir an annual case of laryngitis
lasting from early Nov.-
late May.

Dixie

I will next year's Flyerette Corps a fantastic
year--and best of luck always!

Kathi, Barb, Barb, Denise, Kathy, Lyn

I will the ways to skip
and not get caught.

J. C.

I will the basketball
bench to next years Golden
Five.

C.H.L.

I will my Little King's
collection and also my
Bacardi Rum pint Bottle.
Also my collection of Cold
Duck and Cold Turkey bottles to Lynn Yasko.

J. B. F.

I will .all underclassmen
girls, the four smokey
restrooms.

D. C.

I will K. W. my weight
book, S. S. and J. F. my
sheet of Flyerette rules,
and the Flyerette Corps 10
Senior officers.

D. E.

I leave the Tradition of
the Distance Team,
of giving as much bull
as possible to coaches, to TJ, .Aj,
D5, and the rest of the
underclass Distance team.

E. H.

I will to S.S. a lifetime
supply of soapers.

S. J.

I will to those left all
roaches, bugs, tardy bells,
and tests.

I will Ms. Kaple the position for President of
the Anti Mafia Association.

J .P.

I will all underclassmen
the upstairs' locker room
which has been completely
ripped apart. Good luck
with the roaches boys.

Bob Cox

I will Mark Mclntire my
slim, trim body.

Carey

I will some kindness and
understanding to the Flyerettes for the Band.

I will all the coaches a
new team, or the team a
new coach.

C.D.R.

I will Ms. Duncan a book
on "Objective Teaching."

To all the suckers, I mean
Juniors, that take Maw's
Modern Lit Class, I will
my slightly used books, The
Virginian and My Fair
Lady. To the rest of you
I will a whole, great big
bunch a lot of nothing.

F. C. C.

I will to Chris Kendig a
bushel and a peck and a
hug around the neck. And
also time out from Culver
to remember me.

Cindi Grooms

I will you, Linda, a brand
new purse and I promise I
won't step on this one.

Becky

I leave (thank Jupiter!)
to all up and coming Latin
students: Aeneas and his
Dido. Cicero and his per-
iodic sentences, dear
Caesar and his X Legion,
and publius Furianusque,
with all of the luck in
the world. (You'll need
every bit of it!)

Rubravisfilius

I will Michael Weissinger
the crab apple trees at
the side of good ol' Baker
that we spent many a lunch
hour there.

Cindy

To the Systems for
Locally Utlilized Time Sharing:
Fantastic nights and I
don't mean B.S.

D. S., Pres.

I will the Junior Class
Mr. Harding and I will
Mr. Anthony more good-looking
attendence girls.

C.D.C.

I will my old worn Mickey
Mouse credit card to Mr.
Beard; and a half gallon
can of butch wax to Mr.
Anthony.

I will to Carla Matheny
all of my love.

Ken B.

I will Ms. Seeley all the
broken projectors in the
A. V. room.

I, Chuck Woford, being of
sound body and beautiful
mind do bequeath my draft
burdon body to Barb, Pam,
wayne and the rest of the
group back home. Upon return of my soul, we will
be united again only to be
separated once more.

I will all my test papers
from Harding, for who so
ever believieth in them,
may have eternal passing
grades.

G. H.

We will to Mr. Kravitz all
of the timings we have
cheated on.

E. G. and J. E.

I will to Hoho many long
years of partying. Far
out and Bottoms up.

S.J.

To Mr. Harding, I hereby
bequeath the Booby Award
for the worst Hamlet I've
ever seen, and also the.
One Ring. Happy Hunting
in Nordor!

S. R.

My basketball, volleyball,
and glove to all the female athletes of Baker.

S. G.

I, Linda Davis, being of
sound mind & body, do
hereby will Mr. way to the
class of "73 in the hope
they will be able to find
him; my clarinet to C.Z.,
as she is most deserving;
and the general boredom &
apathy of Baker High to
unfortunate future generations
of Fairborn graduates. I leave with a
happy heart!

I leave behind Mr. B.,
cause he'll never leave
anyway.

K. D.

I will a fake mustache to
Mr. Mac since he couldn't
grow his own.

I leave hope to future
students that their interests and imaginations will
not be stifled by boring
teachers.

A. V.

To Harding I leave my
headaches and worries, to
the Home Ec. Department I
leave the 2-inch cockroaches,
and to the cafeteria
I leave their 28 cent, 2 month
old sandwiches.

I will my vast knowledge
and my heart to Ann Muse
and my empty beer bottles
to Tom Robly.

J. S.

I will the trash in my locker to A.C. and all the
other friendly custodians.

A Polish Friend

Many thanks to Fish; he made
the going great with all his
bitching.

C.G. & S.J.

We will to Ms. Gunderson
all our love and a bottle
of Schlitz Malt Liquor, we
put her through hell!

Senior Oracle Staff

We will a lid to the next year's
Oracle Editor to help him or her
make it through the night.

C.G. & S.J.

A bottle of Strawberry Hill to
everyone who helped make this
newspaper a success through the
year.

Thanks a lot, we appreciated it.